Anahi Gonzales is a fantastic bikini model

 



I really don’t know much about Anahi Gonzales other than that she’s from Peru and looks really good wearing bikinis in this Venus Swimwear photo shoot. Good enough? Good enough! You need to more don’t you? Man, greedy punks… Well, she measures 34-24-34.5, she wears a size 2 dress, and a size 8 shoe, and her full name is Anahi Gonzales Daly. Good enough? Good enough!

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Diet Coke and Mentos experiment proves quite dangerous

Some dudes experimented with mixing Diet Coke and Mentos and their work was a great success. Watch this clip and you’ll feel like you’re in one of those old email chain forwards to a link where something scary pops out after you stare at an image for a while.

Can we make this into a TV show? It’d be kind of like “Mythbusters”, but primarily involved rednecks seriously injuring themselves accidentally while wearing lab coats and saying things that vaguely sound like science-speak. You hearing me out there, Spike TV? This would be the biggest hit since…uh…”1000 Ways to be a Ninja Warrior in Your Mancave”? I don’t really know what else they air.

Ana Hickmann bikini pics will get your attention

Ana Hickmann is one of those many, many Brazilian models that gets overshadowed by Gisele, Alessandra, Adriana, etc. but really shouldn’t because she’s also hotter than a sidewalk in Phoenix in July. Seriously, I’d give my left testicle for a few intimate moments with Ms. Hickmann wouldn’t you? Much like Cintia Dicker poor Ana just has too much hotness to compete with to get attention in her own country let alone across the globe. That’s where I come in. Providing the proper amount of love to the sexy women of the world who so richly deserve it. I’m like the Mother Theresa of sexiness. Or something.

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10 of the greatest robots in movie history that i ever know

BEEP! BLOP! BLORP! Hyper-intelligent robots have been showing up on the big screen since pretty much the dawn of film (fact: the first movie to feature a robot was a 1921 silent film named The Mechanical Man). Of all the artificially intelligent movie characters out there, here are 12 of the greatest.

12 Data – Star Trek

Who says robots can’t feel emotion? While initially as unloving and distant as my step-dad, Star Trek’s favorite chief operations officer discovers the horrors of empathy when Dr. Soong eventually implants an emotion chip into him. Whether you liked this upgrade or not, Data’s amazing computational skills and ability to show an outsider’s perspective on humanity helped make him an important character in both the Star Trek show and movies.

11 Bender Bending Rodriguez – Futurama

Yeah, Bender is better known on the small screen, but all those straight-to-DVD Futurama movies help him find his way onto this list. Simply put, there’s no other robot out there that you’d rather party with. When not sucking down a cold brew or stealing your wallet, Bender can also be pretty useful when he wants to be. I mean, if you ever need something bent, you know whom to call…

10 Johnny 5 – Short Circuit

Apparently, all it takes is one little lightning strike to grant self-awareness to an unassuming military robot. Such is the case with one of the silliest robots of all time – Johnny 5. Despite his flaws, this sappy little guy endeared himself to an entire generation of 80s kids.

 

9 Gort – The Day the Earth Stood Still

When it comes to robots, Gort is the strong silent type. Assembled in outer space by extraterrestrials, this big hunk of metal has the power to disintegrate weapons with his snazzy laser ray. Serving much like a bouncer at a nightclub, his primary objective is to keep humans (a.k.a. the riffraff) from entering his master’s spaceship.

8 The Stepford Wives

In the town of Stepford, Connecticut, every man appears to have the perfect wife. Devoted, loving and exceptionally attractive, this is the type of wife that many a man dreams about. As it turns out, these zombie-like vixens are (spoiler alert!) actually women turned into robots…with the primary objective of serving man.

7 RoboCop

No, RoboCop isn’t all nuts and bolts (there’s still a little Alex Murphy in there), but for all intents and purposes this ultimate police officer is a robot through and through. Due to the sheer badassery of his program design, RoboCop can essentially perform the duties of the entire Detroit police force (and we all know how hard that job can be). Unlike pure robots, Murphy’s memories continue to flash through, helping to humanize this metal-clad cop.

6 The Iron Giant

When you were a kid, did you ever dream of owning your own robot? Unless you’re anti-American, then the answer is, “Yes.” The Iron Giant takes this premise and turns it into a great cartoon movie. With his 50-foot height, awesome steampunk design and ability to shoot destructive missiles, this is one powerful robot that any kid would be lucky to have for a friend.

5 Optimus Prime – Transformers

Whether or not you’re a fan of the new Transformers movies, you can’t deny that Optimus Prime is one epic robot. I mean, it takes a pretty powerful robot to continually take on and defeat the Decepticons evil plans for destruction. To get the job done, he has the ability to shoot projectiles, slice off heads with a retractable blade and an unwavering belief in truth and justice. Oh, and of course he’s also got the ability to transform into a semi truck (bonus!).

4 WALL-E

Lonely old WALL-E is one of the scrappiest robots to ever have been assembled. From his love for Hello Dolly to his love for EVE (and who can blame him – that bitch is HOT), you’d have to be a robot yourself to not love this little dude. Whether you’re five years old or (God forbid) 85 years old, WALL-E is an artificial lifeform that anyone would want to have around.

3 T-800 – Terminator series

Do we really have to go into the details? The T-800 is a supreme cyborg that delivers super strength, has the ability to learn from past experiences and tops it off with an endless number of witty catchphrases. Wrap it all up into a muscle-clad bodybuilder package, and there’s no doubt Model 101 is one of the most badass robots of all time.

2 HAL 9000 – 2001: A Space Odyssey

Anyone who has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey will be forever haunted by that ever-present bright red light that is HAL 9000. Unlike most robots on this list, HAL is more of a methodical and psychologically powerful robot. Unfortunately, his powerful computer brain suffers somewhat of a breakdown, causing him to go on a murderous rampage.

1 R2-D2 – Star Wars

For being nothing more than a run-of-the-mill astromech droid, R2-D2 proves himself time and again to be an incredibly important character in the Star Wars universe. Beyond his ability to cut the tension with a little humor (shout out to similarly awesome C-3PO for the assist), R2 has saved the necks of his sentient friends more than once. From his simple delivery of Leia’s message to his ability to repair starships on the fly, this little guy is one of the most functional and loveable robots in film history.

Via: Guyism

Tweet my Goal! The funniest comments from Chelsea's 2-2 draw with Newcastle

@whitters993 just thought I'd get one in early...... it would be krul for ancelotti to be fired

@raunyoubeauty Ancelotti'd probably turn the other Cheikh.

@HelloMrAaron it may be cruel but we know Abramovich's intentions and he ain't mEssien around!

Then Branislav Ivanovic puts Chelsea 1-0 ahead

@MirrorFootball Ray Wilkins evoking memories of Harry Enfield's dirty old women with his "very powerful young man" description of Ivanovic

@Lord_Meadowvale Ray said he likes to see fresh young men given a go too! Ooh Matron

@RossMPerkins I'm guessing the Newcastle defenders should have Cech-ed where Ivanovic was

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@MirrorFootball "Continuity is the way to go" says the in-no-way-bitter-about-his-sacking Ray Wilkins on the Chelsea manager situation

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After a high and wide Fernando Torres shot:

@CrazyGoose Torres aiming for the goal in Anfield there......

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Ryan Taylor's free kick is deflected in by Jonas Guitierrez to make it 1-1

@RedMancunia That goal was Taylor-made by Newcastle

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More Ray Wilkins fun - also known as the 'stay on your feet' section

@bootsybah Ray on Tim Krul "it's going to take him a while to bed into our style of football" Krul has been at Newcastle since 2005.

@MirrorFootball It's Harry Enfield dirty old lady syndrome RT @lukeofarrell its awful the way Wilkins seems refers to anybody under 30 as 'young man'

@LovesKingKenny When Willkins commentates on a Villa game does he refer to Ashley and Luke as "Young Young"? #Youngcole #Youngramires

@AverageCynic Peter Cech? How long did you work at Chelsea Ray? Next he'll be referring to Brian Ivanovic and Fred Torres.

@MirrorFootball Did he mean to say Phil? RT @chakakahan worried about Wilkins now. Just referred to Josh Mceachran as "young Josh Mcracken"

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@KennyPalmer Shame David Luiz isn't playing today as he would be up against his SideShow Bob doppelganger Fabricio Coloccini

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@MirrorFootball   Ivanovic trying the old if-I-don't-look-at-the-ref-he-won't-book-me routine. Isn't working

@stewielomas Ryan Taylor trying the old 'smash the ball into the wall and get another deflected goal' trick, not working!!

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@MirrorFootball Shoala's brother Sammy Ameobi coming on for Newcastle. Never mind the quality, feel the quantity

@MirrorFootball There's only two Amoebis! etc

@MirrorFootball D'you want to tell him or shall I? RT @sdmeji *Shola Ameobi*RT @MirrorFootball: Sammy Ameobi coming on for Newcastle

@akickintheblog Is the Newcastle alphabet this>>> Y,i,m,e,o,b....

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@MirrorFootball Ray knows loads of stuff we don't RT @bootsybah Ray keeps calling him "Big Alex". Knows something we don't?

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Steven Taylor scores stoppage time equaliser

@bootsybah Ray on Steven Taylor "He's a proper strong young man,I really enjoyed his company". Yeah....

Six Female Celebrities Who Kind of Stink Now

They’re the craziest chicks in the world.  Their lives have gone through thick and thin and now it’s mostly thin…not literally for some of them though.  And that’s why the tabloids love them.  It’s also probably the only reason why most of them are still famous…sort of.

Check out these six “divas.”

Naomi Campbell

Apparently Ms. Campbell has been under the impression that “assistant” is a synonym for “punching bag”, as she has physically lashed out at three of them; some requiring medical attention. Her weapon of choice? Each and every case states that Naomi bitch slapped them with her cellphone. Her hired help is only lucky that no one has designed a cell with sharp edges, or they would have been thrown like ninja stars.

Whitney Houston

Fifteen years ago, if you had stated that Whitney Houston’s career would be in the dumpster next to Bobby Brown, you would have called them crazy. In something like the chicken/egg scenario: was it the drugs that made Whitney nuts, or was it the crazy that made her gravitate towards the drugs? Either way it resulted in the destruction of her career, and we all got to see it broadcast on Bravo. Only now is she trying to crawl back out of the pit she dug and getting her fame back to where it was….and it’s not working.

Mariah Carey

Would a crazy woman walk onto live television and hand out ice cream? Mariah did that and more when she had a public melt down on MTV earlier in her career. Maybe it was because of her unwatchably shitty movie ‘Glitter’, or the fact that no one wanted to buy her albums anymore. Things have been quiet for a while now, but let’s see how things end up between her and grandson Nick Cannon.

Bai Ling

It seems like the thinner she gets, the crazier she is. After hearing her barely English rant about how she’s the moon spirit or some such crap, I’m really hoping that this is all from hunger.  For her sake, someone get her a cupcake.

Sharon Stone

In the early 1990′s she was a very hot commodity.  Over a decade later she had gotten so low on the acting ladder that she was the villain in ‘Catwoman’ with Halle Berry.  Really?  Wow.   Not even a sequel to ‘Basic Instinct’ could keep her afloat, and she became the only actress to ever argue about putting MORE nude scenes with her in it.  Where there was once an alluring sexy female there is now a crazy skeleton running around with a Sharon Stone mask on.

Janice Dickinson

While Janice was once a very attractive model, she now makes her money by casting new hot talent in the roles that she once inhabited. This has resulted in her going totally crazy and acting like the dried up old you know that she now is.